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Funny New Year Wishes

Funny New Year Wishes

What better way is there to kick off the New Year than with a huge smile and a couple of laughs? These funny New Year wishes are perfect for that quirky friend or family member who can appreciate a good joke.  


  • Wishing you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
  • I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “Happy New Year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, Friend.
  • May this New Year bring actual change in you, nor recurrence of old habits in a new package.
  • A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.
  • The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
  • I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.
  • Happy New Year. Here is a wish for the New Year from someone who is adorable, handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.
  • Happy New Year. Here’s to another year pretending that I like you people.
  • Happy New Year. Here’s to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
  • We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
  • This year may I wish you finally learn how to use your smartphone properly.
  • To a New Year full of new possibilities, even though I’m sure we’ll just do the same old stuff anyways.
  • Happy New Year and good luck in the next year! We’ll both need it!

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